Eve was framed.

So... remember that M@rilyn b!tch? OMG, that whole situation has spiraled into some real Twilight Zone sh!t.

No, seriously, you won't even believe it.

Really.

Her husband, P@ul M!ller (don't worry, after this suit is over you will get ALL of his information, trust and believe), is a f#cking lunatic.

So like I said, I filed a lawsuit against those f#ckers for using my son to get to me to collect a debt. Statutorily, you can sue for $1,000 if a debt collector shows his ass when trying to collect a debt. Plus attorney's fees.

Up to THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS in attorney's fees.

Ehem, yeah.

Anyway -- I figured, what the hell, I get an easy grand and they get taught a lesson about following the rules and not doing d!ckwad things like manipulating a parent-child relationship to get a phone call.

So, I filed the first lawsuit I've ever filed in my life (on my own behalf).

DEAR. LORD.

First off -- this P@ul douchebag guy, is representing himself.

Now, his sons and my son are friends from school. Jeremíe has slept over their house on two occasions. I actually talked to that M@rilyn wench on a few occasions (twice regarding sleeping over and once at the elections).

You. Would. Not. Believe. the sh!t this motherf#cker has filed in court. Sh!t that is not only 1,000% irrelevant but 1,000,000% untrue and 1,000,000,000% insane.

For instance, he sent things in saying that because my son slept over twice he has a "pseud0-p@rental" relationship with him and that I gave him the title of Gu@rdian by allowing it.

Sh!t, if you're a "pseudo-p@rent" then how about paying some "pseudo-child-support" motherf#cker.

He also sent something to court saying that his son, "single-handedly" saved my son's life when he fell through the ice.

G'head re-read that blog entry. Did I mention someone saving his life?

That's because no one did. They may have wanted to but no one could reach him on the thin ice. Jeremíe saved himself. And even IF this f#cker's kid saved his life... tell me again, how that sh!t is relevant?

Now I hear he's trying to use his bogus "c0llection agency" to poke around my credit reports.

How this guy has lived this long without gettin' shanked, I have no f#ckin' idea.

Anyway -- so I went online and put a security/fraud freeze on my accounts.

Then I find out that he has two felony convictions.

I'm not kidding when I say this guy is the lowest form of sh!t. That's right, he's diarrhea. And I wish that upon him. The horrible stomach-wrenching kind.

Truly, what bothers me more than anything else is him constantly putting Jeremíe's name in sh!t. I mean, for God's sake, he even printed and sent to court a private communication between Jeremíe and his son on F@cebook!

That's right folkz, a F@cebook page was Exhibit E.

As far as I'm concerned this sh!t will NEVER be over.

EVER.

And any and all ideas for public humiliation, h@rassment, t0rture, whatever will be considered.

Email me. Please don't think I'm kidding.